i think i think too much

charge me your day rate
i'll turn you out in kind
when the moon is round and full
gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your
mongrel mind
baby doll i recognize
you're a hideous thing inside
if ever there was a lucky kind it's
you you you you

send us a blindfold, send us a blade
tell the survivors help is on the way

i was a blindfold, never complained
all the survivors singing in the rain
i was the one with the world at my feet
got us a battle 
leave it up to me

find us a trap door, find us a plane
tell the survivors help is on the way

what it is and where it stops, nobody knows
you gave me a life i never chose
i wanna leave but the world won't let me go
i wanna leave but the world won't let me go

Last night I had a dream I went swimming in a gigantic pool of purple gooey shit with Jon & Kate plus 8.
Haha!
The kids kept sinking to the bottom and we'd shuffle our feet to find them.
Couldn't find Alexis.

DUDE!

This fucking BITCH chunked a fucking bottle of vitamins at me today!

I've had problems with her before.  She came in a few weeks ago trying to return some Hydroxycut, but since she didn't have her reciept, I could only give her store credit on a gift card.  This pissed her off, and even though she took the gift card, she still felt in necessary to fucking knock a bunch of shit over & call me a dumb bitch on her way out.  FUCKING CUNT!

Anyways, with the said gift card, she returned today in search of vitamins.  I could tell she recognized me when she walked in because she went STRAIGHT INTO BITCH MODE.  She was asking me (very rudely) if I remembered how much I'd put on the gift card and I was telling her I couldn't remember.  Unfoutunately, I didn't know how to look up her balance so that set her off even more.  MIND YOU, I'm being super sweet the entire time because I know how much of a whore face she is and she was already pissed off, so I figured I'd try not to make it worse.  She buys the vitamins & I think I'm finally rid of her until she asks what the balance is.  I explain again, that I don't know how to look it up and she picks up a bottle of vitamins from the front counter and fucking CHUNKS IT AT ME!

I was in schock for a few seconds and finally said very very calmly, "Um, you need to get the fuck out of my store."

She stomped off and knocked shit off the shelves before her fat ass exited the GNC.

I hate my job.

Star Trek gave me nerd-gasms.

If you don't know the words you can make up your own-

the first time she met the devil was at first avenue
went back stage with him into the dressing room
sexy ego trip
taller than expected
about six foot three
seemed to thrive on his misery
critical, observant, big words
sweaty hair, sunken eyes, & thick nerves
she said i'll make him smile for the simple fact that he needs it
i'll make him smile so i can kill it and eat it~

Last night, I went to Cassidy's & it was awesome besides this fucking old ass man who grabbed my ass like four times.  I said "Do it one more time & see what happens!"  He grabbed at me again and I donkey kicked him, as hard as I could, right in the nut sack.


The End.